Appropriate New Year's Eve article: Drunk dialing.
Most people have pulled a drunken phone stunt at one time or another, according to a recent study by Virgin Mobile, which not so coincidentally offers, at least in Australia, a service that allows users to block the numbers of certain people during prime imbibing hours. (The feature - whose logo is a cell phone with a straw for an antenna - probably will be offered in the United States as early as next year.)
"Without embarrassment, there's no comedy," he said. "Life would be less rich."
If drunk dialing was eliminated by scheming cell phone companies, Taylor said, it "would be a loss" to the world.