I was supposed to learn no later than today what my start date and office assignments were. Well, of course, this information has not come. A phone call to the hiring coordinator and an email to the attorney listed as a contact showed that they are both currently on vacation.
Which can only mean one thing.
They never got my acceptance, and thus I'm unemployed again.
Ok, it doesn't necessarily mean that, but I'm convinced, and there's no convincing me otherwise.