Tuesday, April 05, 2005

I mock 6th Amendment jurisprudence

I drank for four hours and am now producing motions for mock trial. My client is on his way to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. (I'm an incredibly highly functioning drunk, I'm sure he'll be fine.)
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Douglas said...

You are going to make a great Defense attorney.

9:05 AM

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