This headline cracks me up: Israel suspends contact with Pat Robertson.
It makes Pat Robertson sound like a country. Or Israel like a girlfriend.
I: Why you gotta be callin' here all the time?
PR: I done told you I already sent the baby's check. Imma mess you up next time I see you.
I: This is SO OVER.
Is there a restraining order?
EDIT: Pat Robertson apologizes to Israel. Or, "Baby, come back. I promise it'll be better this time, boo."