Wednesday, January 11, 2006

only funny to me.

This headline cracks me up: Israel suspends contact with Pat Robertson.

It makes Pat Robertson sound like a country. Or Israel like a girlfriend.

I: Why you gotta be callin' here all the time?
PR: I done told you I already sent the baby's check. Imma mess you up next time I see you.
I: This is SO OVER.

Is there a restraining order?

EDIT: Pat Robertson apologizes to Israel. Or, "Baby, come back. I promise it'll be better this time, boo."

1 comment:

Melissa said...

heh "I should have changed the stupid lock. I should have made you give your key . . . "