Monday, January 16, 2006

file under: lines I will use daily, henceforth

An argument developed between two females on the street. As the argument escalated, one girl turned to her friend and said, "Bitch, hold my hoops" and handed over her considerably large hoop earrings.

Bitch, hold my hoops.

Hysterical.

1 comment:

Melissa said...

Haaa. That is funny and practical. It's easy for those things to get ripped off your head and for some reason, that's a hard wound to heal. (A spit ear)