Monday, October 03, 2005

to the person who found my cell phone

I am going to hunt you down and slowly and painfully remove a fingernail, or toe, or any other digit for every single minute that you called Europe. Additionally, I have the local number that you called, and do not think that I will not track down that number and then show up at the door with a shotgun. I will not rest until I find you.


Melissa said...


Audacity said...

Get Him! (Or her..)

Sanchovilla said...

Did someone say they needed a telephone number tracked down? Send it to me sister!