Saturday, May 07, 2005

My week at a glance

Juries are racist, and so is the Supreme Court.

31 pages of grammatically incorrect and hardly intelligible blather about jury discrimination does not a paper make.

You will meet an incredibly, incredibly hot & drunk undergrad.

You will see two very famous music artists perform.

The boy that you like will not come to your BBQ.

But you will run into him the next day, and he will give you an acceptable excuse, and be appropriately contrite. He will walk you towards your destination.

And on your way home from running into that boy, a boy on the street will hit on you.

And you will bring him home.

And shamelessly use him for his MLB TV.

And make out with him on your couch while your roommates are studying for their finals. Dirrrrrty.

You will nudge Boy #2 away from you because "Kevin Millar is batting."

You will also tell Boy #2 that he has no game. Which is very true.

You will send Boy #2 away but continue to watch his MLB TV.

You will live in absolute denial of the fact that you have a paper and an exam within the next 5 days, at which point you are absolutely no longer a law student. Which you won't have time to think about because you have more job stuff to take care of immediately after graduation.


Anonymous said...

You scare me a little. Ya' know? In kind of a good way. But still... you're a little scary.

WomanoftheLaw said...

Scary, eh? In reference to boy #2? I don't think I'm scary. He was a bad kisser. And hey, it's his own damned fault for putting baseball on. When he got here, having known me for all of an hour, he hopped on my computer and checked his email, then demanded to watch TV... this was all pre-kissing. He's lucky I let him kiss me. Then when he was bad at the kissing - I knew I had to cut my losses.

Anonymous said...

You didn't say that... now I am just scared that you kissed him after knowing him for an hour. :)

WomanoftheLaw said...

I'm a friendly gal. Well, maybe not so much friendly, just bored. It's not a stunt I pull very often.

Blonde Justice said...

Nothing wrong with making friends by kissing. I'd just be cautious of bringing a strange boy home. Although, I guess it's ok if your roommates are there.

WomanoftheLaw said...

He also complained about his public defender. Now, some people would be turned off by the fact that he HAD a criminal defense attorney. Not me. I was turned off by the fact that he didn't have anything nice to say about it.