People enter some pretty interesting questions that get them to this site. I think it's my job to give people some answers. Addressing specific inquiries I've received recently, I give you... ANSWERS.
I think he's perfectly comfortable with me, despite the fact that I might not be able to feel him, but I have to ask: what's he doing wrapped around me anyway? [ok, that was a question, but this person actually made a statement and didn't ask a question. so this is like jeopardy.]
Probably because you're beating her when you give her these 'instructions.'
Pantyhose judo is the answer.
An excellent hobby.
Well, they have a wedding ring, and beyond that frankly you shouldn't be inquiring.
Clearly you're a mailman.