Tuesday, May 23, 2006

answers.

People enter some pretty interesting questions that get them to this site. I think it's my job to give people some answers. Addressing specific inquiries I've received recently, I give you... ANSWERS.

You're pretty.

I think he's perfectly comfortable with me, despite the fact that I might not be able to feel him, but I have to ask: what's he doing wrapped around me anyway? [ok, that was a question, but this person actually made a statement and didn't ask a question. so this is like jeopardy.]

It's illegal.

Probably because you're beating her when you give her these 'instructions.'

Pantyhose judo is the answer.

An excellent hobby.

Well, they have a wedding ring, and beyond that frankly you shouldn't be inquiring.

Clearly you're a mailman.

4 comments:

Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

Hahahaha.

That was even better than that old Johnny Carson "Great Carnac" gag.

Sanchovilla said...

I am SOOO fascinated by the thought of Pantyhose Judo...I can barely finish typing this senten

Melissa said...

hahahahahah those are great!

The BLS said...

Nice. I get some interesting Google searches to my site, too... but I think yours take the cake. :)