except for the last line

I admit it, I am watching Shallow Hal.

 

The quote that fits me to a T:

 

I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I'm fine with that.