I'm a fast-talkin' hell-raisin' son of a bitch, and I'm a sinner and I know how to fight
Because a good man is hard to find?
I would love to try and help you with at least one of your wants. Where do I get in line?
Let me be clear on this...I have a line on some FANTASTIC Vera Wang wedding dresses.
I was gonna say, let's start making babies! Kidding.Well, if I ever need a wedding dress, I'll let you know. Seems to me as long as I have the love of a groom, I couldn't care less if I got married in my pajamas.
Well, to go back to first principles, you're awfully difficult to buy a beer for. . . Not that I think it's a character flaw or anything. (heh.)
I hate to be the optimist sometimes but the love thing will come around to you...I swear.Oh and I was just kidding about the dress, I was really just looking to practice making babies and I didn't want to sound like a horndog...like I do now.
Well I got married to a jerk, had three daughters, and at one point needed a defense attorney for one of them. So thank you thank you thank you and being married is NOT what the fantasy is. Mostly it's an economic, social and sexual benefit for men. But having daughters is great.
Not sure how old you are, Woman, but speaking from experience, there should be a law that one cannot marry until he or she is thirty years of age. "The twenties" is all a learning experience. So if you are not yet thirty, then live life as if you are a character on Sex & The City!! If you are now thirty or above, then focus on loving yourself and the love/relationship you are seeking will find you!! If you are obsessed with finding the relationship, then your clients--especially the ones with full sleeves of tats--will become appealing to you and you will actually lower your dating standards (been there, done that); only to shake it off later, wherein you will question yourself, "What the hell was I thinking??" Be patient--have confidence in yourself and be a social butterfly!! You will be too hard to resist, then, and the relationship you seek will come.
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