Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Saturday, September 09, 2006
you know you have a pathetic social life when
The highlight of my night last night was when I sat in David Ortiz's lap, he pulled me in close to him, snuggled into a hug, and said in that DR accent of his, "We're very good friends. If not more."
So what if it was just a dream?
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
today's news.
From the Washington Post:
Pollutants create female characteristics in male bass - save the environment, folks!
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Friday, September 01, 2006
oops.
So, Perplexing #2 and I had another go-round. It started off well enough - didn't end too well. Like a good lapsed Catholic, I'm having a huge guilt attack. I'm kind of ashamed of my behavior. I flirted with lots of other people. (one of whom seemed to think that it's ok for friends to kiss on the lips? I went in for the cheek and he derailed me!) That was just one little guilt nugget. Anyway:
Coworker Jack: "Damn. You totally Big-Leagued him."
Me: "Big-Leagued? Is that good or bad? Oh God. I feel terrible. I should go find him in court today and apologize."
Jack: "Nooooooo. No no no. Just buy him a drink the next time you see him at the bar. Us guys get over things like that pretty quickly if we think we have a shot of getting laid. It's just who we are."
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