Words cannot express my devastation.
When the Red Sox released a charity wine, I bought Caberknuckle. And I waited. And waited. For months. For the right moment. Then the moment came, just like I knew it would. The ALCS. I wore my Wake t-shirt. I pre-gamed with my bottle of caberknuckle and a select few Red Sox fans. I kept the bottle to add to my Red Sox shrine, right next to the Mr. Potato Head. And Wake pitched an awesome game (at first). I only regretted that I hadn't secured a second bottle, for when Wakefield helped win the World Series.
But alas, it is not meant to be. #49, you'll always be my #1.