This headline cracks me up:  Israel suspends contact with Pat Robertson.
It makes Pat Robertson sound like a country.  Or Israel like a girlfriend.  
I:  Why you gotta be callin' here all the time?
PR:  I done told you I already sent the baby's check.  Imma mess you up next time I see you.
I:  This is SO OVER.
Is there a restraining order?
EDIT:  Pat Robertson apologizes to Israel.  Or, "Baby, come back.  I promise it'll be better this time, boo."
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
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